No Added Midichlorians!

Kotaku fish has competition now!

A gentle reminder that the games and toys from this franchise could be far more disappointing...

I tried

Obligatory:

That would be amazing!

Makes you wonder if Mario Maker is secretly a Nintendo job application for a future Mario game....

I think I am most excited about making a level that my 3 year old could easily play then making it progressively more difficult.

This is better-looking that Chou’s animation.

jezebel’s checklist if you are a woman hating misogynistic man

Adding bacon also helps. Bacon makes everything better.

Sorta needed this today.

Nintendo is a good parent

Go to gamestop to buy present for my nephew, Mario Kart DS. The manager is working the register, asks me if I want a new copy or a used copy. I ask him the price difference and it’s only like four dollars, so I decide for that little difference I may as well just get him a fresh copy.

Just a collection of all the times I’ve had the clerk follow me around the store trying to recommend new titles/pre-orders available. It’s painfully annoying. If they are there long enough, they just stress me out and that’s going to lead to some sort of awkward experience.