Season opener: Walker bites Rick’s shoe. The next day he wakes up with a fever That runs for 4 episodes. Oops... just had some bad beet cookies.

And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

I usually dismiss Alan Moore’s complaints about other people playing with his creations. Mostly because his creations so often are based on other people’s work. However, this new Watchmen project sounds like it should just have been an original world not connected to anything else.

Why is it important to know the sexuality of those characters?

From Beyond was kinda like that.

I can hardly wait until the day every one of 45's appointments are excised from public service existence.

And the parallels just keep coming. Ha-ha-ha. “Coming.”

Well, Trump’s turd-fuelled tweeting does remind me of Caesar’s famous speech…

Bet his favorite Transformer was Starscream too.

It is only a matter of time before she cries reverse racism and white victimhood for critiques of this travesty. I bet the YouTube video of her white tears is already queued up & ready to post.

+1 Cesar Romero Mustache

After the last movie, ‘professional critics’ means nothing.

Calling it now: the post-credits scene is Deadpool begging Hugh Jackman to return as Wolverine one more time for X-Force. Jackman tells him to fuck off.

That’s the name of my prog rock band!

I’m seriously loving this shared universe with the old-guard :)

Helen Cobb calling it now.

His incomplete call to Captain America is thematically echoed by Nick Fury’s completed page to Captain Marvel in the stinger scene.

In a nutshell - Transformers + GI Joe.