And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

Well, Trump’s turd-fuelled tweeting does remind me of Caesar’s famous speech…

Bet his favorite Transformer was Starscream too.

It is only a matter of time before she cries reverse racism and white victimhood for critiques of this travesty. I bet the YouTube video of her white tears is already queued up & ready to post.

Any attempt to understand any of this must begin with the knowledge that everyone involved from feckless Donny on down is a fucking moron.

So, here’s my (admittedly possibly totally wrong) theory, connecting all the little strands I’ve been reading:

Not fundamentally bad? Does the Keating 5 ring a bell?

I agree with approximately zero of this man’s policies. I thought his inflicting Sarah Palin on all of us was one of the worst political blunders of the last fifty years. I vigorously campaigned against him, and would do so still. But now that we have seen the depths of GOP hypocrisy, and the absolute vacuum of…

I think that’s incorrect, and it’s more likely that the events of Ant-Man take place concurrently with the events of IW. The Avengers talked about Scott taking his plea deal and house arrest. They did NOT mention anything about him going on the run again, or stirring up size-changing trouble in San Francisco,…

SHS’s eye just rolled that last 23 degrees into oblivion trying to figure out what the fuck to say at the podium tomorrow.

They are truly exceptional at it. They are hypocritical in ways the world has never seen before. Amazing hypocrisy. A lot of people are saying they are some of the best hypocrites.

Another case of Asimov’s Cult of Ignorance - “My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

Louder for the back row!

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

You can never have enough hats, scarves, or clamps.

You can never have enough hats, scarves, or clamps.

Haha really? That logic is so fucking tortured it may violate the Geneva Convention.

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!