Oh, look! It’s a clip from Disney’s The Evil Dead!

Okay, but can we discuss how her ponytail is a butt plug?

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

M R Not Ducks.

How is it a flop? Let me repeat: In it’s 3rd model year, the totally new 6th Gen Camaro is down 6 THOUSAND UNITS to the Challenger. It’s behind the Mustang 8,000 units.

The front looks bloody awful, nothing else is needed to be said.

This is all I see.

It’s all I can see when I see them stand next to each other.

Like she’d ever let her kids play some GAY AGENDA sport like soccer

This woman reminds me of an assistant manager at an Arby’s in Little Rock, albeit with none of the charm or hospitality.

Birdshit of a feather:

I hope people get this reference.

Insert generic “net worth” quip here...

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

64", same as this, 1" shorter than the F150 short bed

The channels on the midgate were actually designed as good as any. They worked flawlessly unless something was in the gasket, not unlike a door seal, it is a door after all! When you hauled mulch, dirt, sand etc, even with the midgate up, you would have to fold it down to vacuum/clean it out. Not a big deal if you…

^^ Best truck design ever.

99% of the time you need a short truck and 4 doors for kids
1% of the time you need 8' pieces of wood.

Percentage of time you have KIDS and WOOD if you aren’t in construction? 0%.

That means no truck has ever had a better design. I would practically KILL for the midgate to come back. I’ll take a…

Or, and I know I’m being crazy here, you can stop giving a fuck about your apparent height.