Because you referenced it.

This guy/gal gets it.

The old saying is once a cheater, always a cheater. If you let someone who has betrayed your trust back into your life, you’re essentially telling them “What you did was wrong and hurtful, but not enough for me to end this relationship.” Basically, giving them a pass to do it again.

Also when someone cheats, it’s…

And where can the rest of us go to point and laugh at the people blowing a grand on a [marginally updated] phone?

Kim Cattrall will forever be Gracie Law for me.

So the David S. Pumpkins sketch. Gotcha.

I’M DOING MY PART!

I read that as “The brochure for Coachella” and had a good sensible chuckle.

The G8 was always better looking than the SS, even after the 8+ years. The SS always looked like a tarted up Malibu, and was priced way too high. I tested a then new G8 GT in 2008 for 28,xxx out the door. The SS was NEVER that cheap, and never was a proper replacement IMHO.

Because we’re not all 55+ year old white guys with a receding hair line, grasping at relevancy after a failed marriage.

Some of us are in our Mid-30's with a pile of kids, a mortgage, and a receding hairline, longing for the stupid decisions of our 20's.

And some of us just would rather have a balls out More-Door.

As a beer nerd, I’m sorry you feel the need to justify this choice. There’s a reason I keep Coors Banquet and Blue Moon in my beer fridge.

This is actually for 2011's The Thing, which lead to Harbinger Down when everything was replaced with terrible CGI. It’s a shame we didn’t get the movie with the proper effects in place.

2011 The Thing prequel. Fun side note as I just watched it again the other night, the actor who plays Tormund Giantsbane on GoT also stars in this movie.

2011 The Thing prequel.

The 2011 version of The Thing could have been on par with Carpenter’s, but they just had to let the studio step in and take a raging CGI shit all over it. Completely disappointing.

“Don’t make me come back there!”

“GOD DAMNIT! WORK IT OUT!”

As someone raised in the 80's, I prefer the “Rocky IV” Method:

If we’re going to pick nits, its HAW HAW!