We use it differently I guess. I use it more as a “hmm” or “hmph”.

amazon has quite a few versions: I was looking at picking one up myself for my desk.

Use it as you see fit.

I’m in the “haha” party. LOL always seems dismissive to me. Plus “haha” is scale-able, for example:

haha - not bad
hahaha - That’s a good one
hahahahahahahahahaha - you peed a little
heh - mild bemusement
HA! - your inner Nelson Muntz
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! - Your inner Bond Villain

This reminds me of the “Ben Franklin” style of schedule, which I use a modified version of. While good overall, like anything useful, it’ll take tweaking to fit your personal schedule. Even though my day starts at 6:00 AM, I’m no morning person. I need a heck of a lot more than 30 minutes each morning to truly be…

If it was an 86 wagon, we might be related.

I actually knew this one. I learned to drive on an ‘86 Buick LeSabre wagon (fake wood paneling and all). We called them portholes, and my dad always corrected us. Side note: I would have went with a different Simpsons reference personally, but I suppose yours is more accurate for the topic (fancy pants).

HA! No worries at all, I do what I can.

As someone married to a nurse, that was the first thing I noticed. No nurse has manicured nails/hands like that. Painted nails sure, but longs nails like that are going to break, get snagged, and be general petri-dishes.

Welcome to The Root, Mr. CK.

Guy #1:

Save up some cash, and take a trip to Vegas, Amsterdam, or your particular Sin City of choice. A nice long weekend if you will.

Get laid by a professional, realize you’re making a bigger deal out of this than it is because it’s in your head. To quote The 40 year old virgin “You’re putting the pussy on a…

See also: Body dysmorphic disorder and Racial fetishism. This woman needs a psych eval. because there is something very wrong upstairs. She views an entire race of people as an attainable “look”.

holy shit. If that isn’t terrible photoshop, I have no words.

I can already see the family Halloween costumes...van included.

I’m amazed no one else got the reference, or at least didn’t comment on it.

Is any one really surprised by this? Iggy Azalea is/was a one hit wonder. The Pop/Rap version of 98 Degrees. She was never meant to be a long lasting influence, she doesn’t have the vocal talent. Clearly she thought she was the second coming of Biggie, and all the people she worked with clearly saw her as a gullible…

“This is what it is like in the real world when you have a boyfriend”

Brilliant. Disgusting, but brilliant.