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I’ve heard these help (wink wink nudge nudge)

yeah or I can go to Meijer and get milk for $1.69, or organic milk for $3.19 if I feel like wasting a buck fifty. Whole Foods has never really been on my family’s radar, and I was curious as to how the buy out would affect their prices. Honestly the Tony’s Fresh Market here has a produce and meat department that blows

THIS TIME ON ROADKILL! We take the Vette Kart OFFROAD!

Everything about this picture is amazing.

I’m 5'9", and I’ve never understood why people make such a huge issue about height, especially since the person can do nothing about it.

“But I can’t wear heels!”

Sure you can. Confidence goes both ways.

Likelihood with MVP’s boyfriend - met someone, has slept with, or been sleeping with them, the sex is good/better than whats been, but doesn’t want to lose the relationship. Now, to cover his tracks, he’s putting the onus on her.

PRO-TIP: When working on fixing your physical relationship with your partner, one side

No. Crack Pipe all the way. I’ve mentioned this before, but my dad had a brand new 1998 LSC in that same off pearl white color. It’s just a tarted up Thunderbird that could barely keep pace with a 07 Acura TL. $1200 for the head lights, and god help you if the tail light ever breaks.

This one though, so tacky. Lose the

HAHAHAHAHA. NO.

This piece of shit lost his right to being treated like a member of the human race the moment he stepped over that child on the way to the kitchen, and the mother is no better, if not far worse.

Speak for yourself there, Chacho.

Exactly the .gif I came to post.

Could’ve had a G8.

Same here. The last real title I played was Bioshock Infinite. I have a few games (for the 360 mind you) that I haven’t even unwrapped because I simply don’t have time.

Raccoon Girl, just for you.

The correct answer is “more”.

If you’re asking the question at all, clearly you’re concerned you’re not getting enough.

Step #1: Identify problem.
Step #2: Correct the problem.

As a property inspector...calm your tits, Nancy.

This man is angry at the world because of his tiny penis.

I’ve been on this planet a long time, and I can say this with complete certainty: There aren’t enough synonyms for “loathsome” to accurately describe this billowing bag of beer farts.

It’s not a personality trait that your missing, it could be a lack of desire to try something new, with an under current of ennui or general apathy.

Do you like beer, or wine? Have you ever thought about trying to make your own? Do you have any hobby crafts (wood working, electronics, automotive, etc.)? Do you like

holy shit. That was a corner of the internet I didn’t expect to stumble through this morning.