She’ll have to schedule a meeting with Putin to get anywhere near Trump’s tiny wrinkly bean bag.

It is most certainly is not DadRock. Anyone who says it is, has no taste in music, and can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

My father in law was a blue collar guy his entire life (steel mill and construction supervisor), and never really followed politics. They moved to rural Indiana a few years ago, and the transition was astonishing.

It’s because it hides his mid-section. I knew a lot of fat upper management types that sat like that to hide how big they actually were. It’s the sitting equivalent of a comb-over. 

I see what you did there, you clever bastard.

Off Route 9 in WIKKKAPOOOOG!

I get that these feuds are for the most part manufactured drama for press and sales. At least I’m assuming so, because holy shit, if this is the most pressing concern in your life at age 32 and 27 respectively, you’re coming from a seat of privilege 99.9% of us will never even see. Oh, those three dancers were under…

Frank needs his bang maid.

I would pay PPV rates to see this.

I’m going to say this again because the question remains unanswered:

WHERE ARE THAT GOLEM’S EYEBROWS?!

Michael Gross will forever be Burt Gummer. Burt Gummer protects us from Graboids. Ergo, Michael Gross can do no wrong.

Corgan and Keenan are still around too.

Soundgarden’s B-side cover of Into the Void by Black Sabbath is amazing. Chris Cornell changed the lyrics, and it became a completely different song. Easily one of my favorites that will be in rotation today. Truly lost an amazing talent today.

Back in 2010 I was looking at buying a Colorado. Tested a few, and I knew what options I wanted there’s a dealership not terribly far from us that rhymes with Lillips Chevrolet of Frankfort.

Go in on a Thursday because myself and my wife have off work. At this time I’m trading in my god awful old man metallic tan 2000…

While completely off topic, the theme for Perfect Strangers always reminded me of the theme for Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Aside from being vaguely in the same key, these are not interchangeable. Nostalgia is weird some times.

Holy crap, this has to be a doctored photo. Please tell me they’re cosplaying as Kira and Jen from Dark Crystal.

Standing TAAAAAAAALLLLL.....on the wings of my dream!

also, this...mmmm so hammy.

2.2 million you say?

I had the exact same take away from this. I have no doubts this sick bastard has murdered animals.

Yeah, fuck her.

You don’t get to weaponize sexism and use it to your advantage when your backing someone who’s openly admitted (proudly, at that) to being a complete fucking creep on multiple occasions.

Way to talk out of both sides of your mouth you fucking monster.