You realize your comments are making you sound like the worst kind of person, right? I'm not trying to be an offensive oaf here, but seriously, you sound like a stereotypical suburban battle-axe...and you're making your husband sound completely spineless.

The between the lines statements you're making are "I couldn't…

Something you might want to check out. Comedians in cars getting coffee with Michael Richards had him and Seinfeld tooling around in one. Damn decent episode too.

http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/michael-richar…

HAHAHA...haha...ha...hmmmph

First thing I thought of.

...at a former GM truck plant in Shreveport, La.

Not just any GM truck plant. That's Shreveport Operations, aka the former birthplace of the S10/T15/Sonoma, and by proxy the Syclone and Typhoon.

That wouldn't be a Syclone. Cameo, or SS maybe, but not a Syclone.

It needs two less doors, and a longer bed. Otherwise, this is going to have that same bullshit excuse for a bed that the second gen 4-Door S10's had. If it can't fit a 4x8 sheet of plywood or drywall (hell even a 3x5 sheet of cement board), it isn't a real bed...it's an extended, open air trunk.
Other examples include…

I like where your heads at, but there is so much wrong with this it hurts my brain.

It's a shame the Bronco II never reached the popularity of the S10 Blazer or the GMC Jimmy. They were a damn good looking competitor, and I actually prefer the high quarter glass to the S-series slab side glass. Would have loved to have seen a factory Sy/Ty fighter based off this platform.

I see no option for GMC Typhoon (SRT8 Cherokee can kiss my ass), Baja Beetle/Ghia, Meyers Manx or any form of ridiculously powerful sandrail, and the only Volvo wagon option is the XC60 (Modified XC70 says Bitch, Please).

In other words...I believe this list needs work.

I agree with almost everything you said, except for the ending. Not that it was bad, but it just wasn't good. I felt like it was trying to be this intentionally grandiose plot twist, and ended up being (my .02 here) such a ham-fisted, Dues Ex Machina finale. It was too much fan service. The return to Rapture was…

Thank you for this.

Interestingly enough, I took a big mental dump on Oppo today discussing this exact same topic.

The first thing I would say is don't put anything into the box itself. Just to repeat:

Wow, yeah. Good catch, that was supposed to say "isn't trapped under your roofing material." Should have proof read that one a little better.

This. Absolutely true in every way. The sad part is that too many people don't maintain anything anymore. It's the "meh, just throw it away, I'll get a new one." mentality.

As a home inspector, I feel it's necessary to comment here. I want to say right off the bat, all of this is good advice...in theory. The problems come in where people assume they are correcting a problem, when in reality are making it much, MUCH worse.

This maybe on of the best responses I've ever read on here. Good god...simply brilliant.

I can't tell if it's just bad photography, or perhaps I'm looking too closely, but...

Wish I would have seen this earlier. I would have suggested the Oldsmobile Bravada.