Guys, this isn't the next Roller Coaster Tycoon game. It's Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure for the GameCube!

HTC

Valve's VR won't be the winner because steam doesn't support pornographic games. Porn always wins the format. Always.

Ejects magazine.

Maybe Half-Life 3 will be VR. Makes perfect sense, save their best franchise to move their VR product. However, if it's anything like advertised, I'll buy it regardless.

I'm so happy that every publisher is making their own VR headset so I can buy each one just like I have to download each publisher's launcher to play their games.

Mr. Ashcraft,

my definition of 'terrifying' is not the same as yours.

I was expecting something closer to Rule 34. These ones look funny (especially the drunken Pikachu) and the shading is perfect.

Release a game with bugs - gamers get mad

I pledge all of my disposable income for the next decade to make this an actual thing. Who's with me?

The logistics of Sonic's eye really bothered me as a kid.

I like to imagine Miyamoto watching this and just thinking "the fuck is wrong with you?"

I thought I was going to be impressed by this, but now I'm just mad that this even exists. I'm going to have nightmares now.

I know, right? It was leading in the poll results, it is really weird it wasn't mentioned!!

I know man. Hand-drawn sketches in a clean, crisp style! DAFUQ was he thinking?

And here I was wondering what anime these were from.

Sorry chap, but the first comment will be sold as seperate DLC you need to pay 20$ for.

Dude seriously who fucking plays these games.

This is why we can't have nice things.

If it was really the 34th entry of a Japanese franchise, it'd be called something like "Call of Duty 34th: R-Type Patriotic Warriors Go!"