"Oh, fuck."

So are we going to start seeing a logo on games that says " Better withOUT Kinect"?

GTA 5 is a pretty good reflection/parody of our real world America. Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason, throw in actual real world problems and long standing dealings and this is what we have. In short, there's no hope for the human race.

Russia: invades
NATO/EU: wrings hands endlessly, imposes sanctions, gets lucky when falling oil orices collapses Russian economy.

I was just about to ask the same thing. How awesome would it be to hear "Please make Immelman when safe"

Analag stick? Rumble Pak?

Is this a real thing or is it just a hallucination from finals sleep deprivation

Right? I mean what's the point in having multiple formats of entertainment? On that note, why do we still have all these pages with letters on them? We have perfectly good moving pictures and flashing colors on our screens! Burn the books I say, they're doing no good weighing our shelves down.

Oculus rift support will make or break this sort of thing for me.

A relaunch being a treat? I can't tell if the author has a mega hard on for flight sim or this article was click bait.

"Flight Simulator fans are in for a treat on PC."

Are you sure it's not a...Metroid station?

Can't wait for the underground Amiibo fighting rings. Amiibetting will ruin the lives of thousands of smashers!

Final Destination. No items. Amiibo Fox only.

The Jet Pack is in North Yankton Cemetary. It is in the grave of a person named Rick Astley.

My take- viral marketing ploy for Rockstar's GTA V product roadmap:

I know there is something to this. My buddy works at Rockstar and knows the guy who drew the mountain map. He wont tell what the secret is but assures me its very cryptic. Not impossible to figure out but the pay off might not be worth it...

They are also playing the dirty console peasant version.

I have to agree, it all seems very "first world" issues.

Everyone can go home now. We've got the winner.