"I'll sign him right now! Name your price!"

The worst part is that he had to walk alone.

"It's WAY safer than riding in a car with my husband," said Solo.

You're not very good at this.

I wouldn't call this a stressful situation. Democrats were not concerned with Obama's lack of experience or shady associations when he ran. Are those concerns somehow less relevant? I can't say that I care about any of these things. The justification for the over examination of non-relevant issues is usually, "Well,…

This is far from the first time that a politician has been called out for plagiarism. Joe Biden ended up withdrawing from the presidential race in 1988 because incidents of plagiarism came to light. I know I recall others. Paul needs to put on his big boy pants and deal with this like a mature politician — not that I…

The ones with a crush are most definitely Gawker Media. The agenda is quite conspicuous.

Holy terrible logic, Batman! You take a study and suppose a viewpoint that, at best, is a manipulation of what that study actually shows. Then you find four people who agree with you, and use that to confirm your ridiculous assumption?

Perhaps if they were bigger Bloodhound Gang fans they wouldn't be so quick to judge:)

Don't Care Supply?

Hey, what would you call a place that made, from scratch, the components of how I feel about your response?

I always start at +2, so there.

Report: Richie Incognito Will Never Play Another Game As A Dolphin

Sweet Jesus,

Don't worry, Richie, in twenty years you won't even remember this or your name.

Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(

What a deutsch.

This is a step up from the rivalry in the 90's, where instead of setting fire to stadiums, both fan bases engaged in genocide.

This is nowhere near as bad as the Seattle/Portland instagrammed latte-off

Once again Europeans are light years ahead of Americans when it comes to societal norms.. They don't even wait for the game to finish before they start rioting. Truly a progressive society.