You know, you're right! Because I don't know anyone who would apply a false equivalence to writing opinions on the Internet with writing saleable, polished fiction or non-fiction.

not to be churlish, but maybe if she just went to Chapel Hill, she wouldn't have to do porn to pay for school.

.....And we're sure this isn't just viral marketing for a sequel to I Am Charlotte Simmons?

Of greater concern is how quickly Darren Sharper showed up at the scene once he found out she was unconscious.

Rice was arrested for uppercutting his fiance in AC after he saw her getting cozy at the blackjack tables with his arch nemesis Ray Couscous.

Lighten up Francis.

One of them's Steve Elkington, but I've never seen the other two.

weird is spelling weird 'wierd'

I live in Vancouver (which I'm pretty sure is more expensive AND more beautiful than Malibu) and drive a nice car too. It doesn't mean criticisms or observations from those who witness or experience my work are invalid.

I seem to remember when they were rebuilding it for Euro 2008, a tabloid paper ran a headline "Young Boys in Wankdorf erection trouble" or something similar.

In Bern, Switzerland, the soccer stadium is called Wankdorf (well, it used to be, and is still called so by locals, but likes to be called "Stade de Suisse" now).

Sure, there might be no "Cunty Spunkfuckshitpiss" now, but David Mamet hasn't stopped writing plays yet.

Wait 'til they get a load of this guy.

In the final minutes of the game, you don't waste too much time trying to create complex opportunities. Whatever opportunity you get, you take and hopefully luck is on your side. Doesn't matter if that was your game plan or not, you do it because you are desperate for that goal. You just hope your cross connects to a…

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White people look the same.

http://deadspin.com/the-real-reaso…

You are exactly right - Nagasu DID do better than Wagner at the Nationals. But the nationals has always been the deciding factor as to who made the US team until this year. And it wasn't announced until after the fact that the selection committee was changing the way it picked the team. So no, my comment is not…

Well that's fine and good but they should have let everyone know how they were going to pick the team BEFOREHAND. How many events do the athletes NOT KNOW how they would be chosen for the US team? The nationals has always been the deciding factor and the selection committee change. They have never done it this way…

Thug.