@J-No: You nailed it. Sorry, Barry, but you're pretty far off base on this one.

This should keep the airplane banner business humming.

Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. I can't drive these kinda cars!

That's an entirely unacceptable use of the inverted pyramid.

Sitting by the taco bar so bored some girl here the guys are following and taking pictures they think she's pretty hate my job wanna get drunk later?

He's just here to fix the cable.

Went there circa 2003. Saw an extra-inning game interrupted by a three-hour rain delay. When play resumed in what turned out to be an 8-hour stay at the park, ushers wouldn't let us move into better vacated seats. And that's when I decided I disliked Wrigley and that my thought about Antonio Alfonseca and Mordecai…

Fact: Bruins are bears. Bears eat beets.

He also lost one place in the "Houston Texans player most fun to be stuck in handcuffs with" to Fred Weary.

I believe No. 9 is Richie Tenenbaum.

The fan who heckled him into this state — we'll call him W. Leitch ... no ... Will L. — could not be reached for comment.

Sounds like a job for A.J.'s Manny Ramirez.

And the bartender says?

Looking one way, pointing the other. Good fake.

Over there? Are you sure?

I am in favor. There, I said it.

Well this rules out Jennifer Aniston playing A-Rod in the movie. Now I'll never see it.

@UkraineNotWeak: That's right, I called you a Communist.

@Weed Against Speed: I have money? Awesome!

First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!