I thought the YouTube tag said "Chris Asleep." I would have preferred that.

@Nationalcoholic: and we all know it's just a matter of time before Judge Reinhold gets one for the thumb.

Sounds like Andy Musser needs a link to a restraining order.

@Weed Against Speed: Ooh! I get it!

Psh. Archie is not impressed.

Standard player response: "So how'd it look?"

Banana Bias Joys

Go root for Toronto.

Senior year. Senior effin' year!

Vanessa Williams now has her memoir title.

Michael Irvin will do anything to get back in the White House.

Al Davis is voting a straight Whig ticket this year.

Tomorrow's headline: Phillies win; Selig changes mind, says World Series is now best of 9.

Hey Madsen, can I borrow some shorts? Sure, I have plenty of these.

@Gourmet Spud: He was 8 with the Raiders. You remember skinny Elvis ...

@lex_luger: Have you ever experienced deja vu when reading one of his columns?

The first event of the XXX Games has been decided.

@Grimey: Beat me to it. But Steve outlasted both of us.

Where can I get that maple buffalo sandwich you are advertising?

not cool, mom.