Mitt Romney only hates 47 percent of Nebraska fans.

"And that's how your Riley-Cooper-is-a-racist sausage gets made." Soon-to-be-rival of the Fenway Frank.

Page 39 is blank, but if you would have etched over it with a pencil, you would have revealed a Jackie Treehorn surprise. Oh well.

I think it was the incredibly gentle curve.

If only Randy Foye had been in Minnesota when Daunte Culpepper was here. He could have given him that same freakishly small hands pep talk.

I am here to vend, not keep the peace.

In his upper back? sounds like a great moment in drunken hookup failure.

Looks like Oden flopped a 10.

@Donnie_Iris: Thierry Henry wasn't sure it was intentional.

tubo di scappamento = exhaust pipe. Yeah, I had to know.

Looks like the same person made all three signs. I'm going to guess it's the one flaunting the non-pink one. I enjoy her penmanship flourishes and think we should all start referring to Mr. Woods as π6er

"I was tied to a chair. I had duct tape over my mouth. I was at Staples Center. Bill Simmons, the new NBA commissioner, was handing Ron Artest the MVP trophy. Just then, I fell through a trap door in the floor. I was falling, falling, falling ... and that's when I woke up."

Why is that koala wearing a suit?

@Steve U: Remember when you used it to plot a graph of your commenting +1s vs the field? #shoes

I prefer a copy of Ooh La La tastefully folded inside a copy of Gray's Sports Almanac. #poop

"It's rollin', baby! It's rollin'!

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: C'mon, lispy real here.

That second link better not take me back to the Cowboys bathroom stall post.

I see what you did with the telestrator.

John Madden thinks that gerbil is just having fun out there.