Why didn’t Floyd Mayweather beat up the writer of that bullshit instead of all those innocent women?

It’s good to see so many of those in attendance smash-faced, out of respect for all the women Floyd kicked the shit out of.

Ohio State beat a ranked Wisconsin team in their last game by 59. TCU beat a 2-win Iowa State team by 52. How you can even concoct a scenario where OSU is undeserving is astounding.

Except that OSU won their conference and TCU did not. So yes, they made the playoffs on merits.

Ref-jobbed shootout. Sweet Jesus, just go hit your pillow and have some warm milk little guy, there's always next year.

If TCU has any complaint, it's with their conference and their dumb idea to not have a conference championship. That's why they got a bowl game instead of the playoffs, that stupid Two Champions bull their conference tried to play.

When he took off i absolutely lost my shit in the lobby of a bank (doing overnight security while they work on the vault) and I know it will look fantastic on the cameras tomorrow.

OSU would beat TCU too :)

Can you imagine...if we didn't have the playoffs, the BCS National Championship would've been between Alabama and Florida State? Yikes.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Other passionate sports speeches:

Let's all go watch The Interview!

Uncle Jed?

Which, for those of you who haven't read it, is a *great* book.

You can find a few Scientology dimwits. Look for one of their "NarCONon" fake drug treatment frauds and you'll find actual Scientology criminals running the thing.

I bought Going Clear for my vacation next week and am so excited for it. I don't think I have ever been so excited to read a book.

Yeah, no, some things are just so completely ridiculous as to be perfectly warranted of public ridicule. If an organization went around claiming the earth was flat or the moon was made of cheese, the response would not be "well, you have the right to your own beliefs on things", it would be well-deserved mockery.

No way. Nothing I've ever encountered is on par with Scientology. Mormonism (polygamist or otherwise) doesn't contain nearly as much overtly batshit crazy, money-grubbing, gibberish as a foundation for "religion". And Mormons be crazay!

Three breathtaking colors.

Scientology: Religion as conceived by The Onion.