Pete Rose is not impressed.

Yammy.

“As tragedies are politicized, blame is inevitable. As president, it is only natural that I am the focus of this anger.”

Scissor-tongue

Just horrible. Please just reach out for help. There’s no shame in it.

Haters gotta hate. You’ve had some knee-slappers lately. I don’t know if anyone else still slaps their knee, but I certainly do.

He’s just making his hero proud.

I am a lifelong fan of Cleveland sports teams. I am not gay, but I will blow the the first person who tells me they're from Australia.

Every time they locked up, Floyd kept hitting Manny in the ribs. I can only assume that's because women came from rib.

Floyd “Won’t Get My Money” Mayweather

I know this is a big fight and all, but the voiceover guy on the little introduction video they played just said “...the fight fate itself prepared to yearn for.”

Haha, yes. Browns fans, we can finally rejoice. There is a new and greater Factory of Sadness being built. It’s like when the second Death Star was under construction, and we could see the obvious shoddiness. And we could see the incompletions and we knew of the corruption, and we all knew it was going to fail. And it…

Yeah, well I was the only kid in my high school class to ever snort 9 Jell-O shots in one night. This kid's a fucking hack.

I hope he can tough out any dental bills.

I can't believe "Hooray4Boobies" could get something so wrong.

Four of the "Power 5" conferences named a champion, and those were the 4 in the semi-finals. So call up your Big 12 conferenceman and demand change. Or shut up.

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Browns defense: "Let's go lose a gane!"

There is no reason to turn down Watt. Give him the MVP.

God forbid I should want see a scam exposed if it doesn't directly affect me, right? Plus, this is the comment section of an article on the internet. You must be new here.