Simmons has infiltrated the comments...

True story: I was in my apartment watching SportsCenter and drinking a beer on my couch. "Wow, that's pretty fucked up," I thought, before eventually turning off the TV and going to bed.

You're like the turd that gets all wrapped up in the hairs behind a horse's asshole.

...Marion Barry?

To be fair, there are a lot of Redskins under this bus.

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

I always envision the Jets, Browns, and Redskins being like the three monsters in Rampage just going around trying to smash the careers of promising young QB's to bits before anyone can stop them.

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

Yea, and everything the government regulates is better because they are the answer to every problem.

I've never been lied to by a pornstar

I was recently talking to my supervisor at work—he's smart and very tech savvy (we're both "web guys")—but I found him using the same logic others are using in this thread. "OBAMA LIES. ALL LEGISLATION BAD!" Because they believe that government can't do anything, they think that government shouldn't legislate, which…

first, you're an idiot. second, you dont know wtf you're talking about. third, you should really just sit down and stfu. Fourth, "net neutrality" is not about "throttl[ing] everyone back," its about packet agnosticism - eg, every packet from every source to every destination is treated as equal. Fifth, content…

Net neutrality is the internet as it is right now, what we're protecting is the status quo. What are you suggesting that are lying about?

Net Neutrality is codification of what now exists, not a change...

I personally have no problems giving corporations complete unregulated control over the product that I'm forced to buy in order to function as a modern human being in the current economy, because history has proven that corporations will always provide high quality products a low prices to consumers who have no other…

wait....what? the reason net neutrality is an issue right now at all is because the federal government allows ISPs to operate regional monopolies. Where I live, if you want broadband you have a choice between Time Warner Cable and no one else. So how can I "go to someone else?"

Perhaps I'm missing the sarcasm in the latter half of your comment but... Curt did get a "stupid rich guy" to invest $75 million in 38 Studios. Went by the name "State of Rhode Island."

Clearly, Curt no longer possesses the ability to be tongue-in-cheek.