Simmons has infiltrated the comments...

True story: I was in my apartment watching SportsCenter and drinking a beer on my couch. "Wow, that's pretty fucked up," I thought, before eventually turning off the TV and going to bed.

You're like the turd that gets all wrapped up in the hairs behind a horse's asshole.

...Marion Barry?

To be fair, there are a lot of Redskins under this bus.

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

I always envision the Jets, Browns, and Redskins being like the three monsters in Rampage just going around trying to smash the careers of promising young QB's to bits before anyone can stop them.

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

Perhaps I'm missing the sarcasm in the latter half of your comment but... Curt did get a "stupid rich guy" to invest $75 million in 38 Studios. Went by the name "State of Rhode Island."

Keith Law has joined the fun.

Clearly, Curt no longer possesses the ability to be tongue-in-cheek.

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Pretty sweet young republican convention goin' on there.

1. Vases different

Kluber: 1st in WAR and IDTSS*

True, I forgot the exact details but you can't remake the level or something if you kill the Cow King. I forget, it's been almost over ten years since I played. Holy shit, I feel...weird about that...