Bus carrying Trestman, Tucker & Cutler did not crash on way to stadium - -0.4 (from 40% all the way to 0%)

The Bears Bus Crossing Into Wisconsin Was The Most Disastrous Play Of Week 10.

Every Play The Bears Ran Was The Most Disastrous Play Of Week 10

So your theory is that we posted it today and then UConn traveled through time to yesterday so they could issue a release announcing the suspension?

The most important takeaway from this is that someone in UConn's Athletics Department reads Deadspin.

Now 90 percent of all internet thinkpieces are dedicated to explaining why you should have a problem with something you originally had no problem with.

or a mass recall of Funyuns

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

"In Chicago's defense..."

In Chicago's defense, Jay Cutler has been handling the punting duties with his arm this season.

I've been watching football for years, and I have NEVER seen that before.

Adrian Peterson?!

This has been the funniest episode of SVU I've ever seen.

I feel like I just got bukkaked with stupid.

Minnesota's four wins are against Michigan, Purdue, Northwestern, and Iowa, losing to Illinois. After the next three games (Ohio St at home, at Nebraska, at Wisconsin) they will almost certainly be 4-4. So you can stop facetiously pretending that Minnesota is dominating the B1G conference.

This is a very different OSU team than than the one who lost to VT.

Whatever. There's already too many Cooks.

He didn't say "gamergate" because when there's a turd in the punchbowl, you don't have to call out the guy with the poopy ass by name

Tip of the hat, good sir. Keep fighting the good fight. You'll surely win the world over at this point. The GamerGate brand is NOT damaged beyond repair and is most certainly worth saving.

You say that but...
observe: