Well, people who don't beat toddlers bloody? They'd probably still have jobs.

That's cause he made the latest 18 year old he just raw dogged post it.

You go girl! All those other bitches don't know about you and your love for God so fuck them! #OurGodIsAnAwesomeGod #PetraIsTheBestBandEver

That update with the tweet looks like something a teenage girl would post on Facebook.

The NFL as a whole is going to reverse the Earth Superman-style if they keep up this record amount of backpedaling.

Hey: well said. Seriously.

I want to say this about mental illness, because I think this is important, at least to me.

That @lisasalters Twitter account is sweet.

Can ESPN start to show sports again? - MTV

Andrew Hawkins found himself wide open in the CLE/NO game. Not Cribbs.

A school who's most famous football alum is a wife beater vs. a school who's football program is best known for hiding a pedophile. Welcome to big-time college football!!!

He's got some African in him. And I don't say that in a bad way, other than he definitely believes in witchcraft and probably has AIDS.

The dumb bitch didn't even know what she wanted. She just had some vague notion that it was her duty to ruin the day of some minimum wage slob just because her fatburger didn't have a slice of cheese on it. She thinks she's the fucking Dutchess of York because she "works downtown" as a "consultant".

My father was a meteorite. Your comet is hurtful and offensive.

hope you get hit by a meteorite

Is there a party you've been to that you haven't been the life of?

Can you really blame the guy for telling such whoppers?

As someone who has had a lot of experience with Burger King, I can assure you that there really is such a thing as blood doody.

Callers were surprised to hear of Burger King's new salad menu based on Kevin's repeated insistence to "lettuce alone"