I really feel for these guys. I mean, if only there was some way to educate themselves about domestic violence, its causes, its effects on the victims, and the historical sweeping under the rug too often attached to it. But alas, it seems there's not an ounce of requisite reading available, and for that dearth in…

Off the team? The dude should be in jail for years.

I believe it's pronounced Asshole.

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him.

Listen, I remember it very clearly. I'm looking for a rematch and you can get some too if you're around.

Will this be on after midnight, to prevent kids from watching Bill Simmons deep throat the Boston Celtics?

FDR, Frank White (aka Biggie Smalls), Frank my father, Frank Sinatra

Basketball. no favorite teams, but I love Kobe's competitiveness.

I Tivo Jeopardy... but keep that between us. And this Deadspin thing.

That rotten bastard. I'm rooting for you and your kids.

the boogeyman when I'm putting my kids to bed. that dude has no quit

Dana White

I don't have any beef with anybody, just with the guy I'm fighting next, and only for the time we're about to fight.

the process of getting cauliflower ear sucks. Once you have it, it's not so bad. how it looks is your opinion

Does it bother you when people make fun of your ears?

hey featherweight, how's your pillow talk? seriously, are you a kinky dude?

when I was fighting BJ Penn the first time, I could see bugs flying in between us. It took my mind off the fight for a few because all I was thinking about was those damn bugs

He's a DB and he's not part of the fighting culture

How far can you punt a football?

Hi Frankie! Do you enjoy violent porn GIFs?