I don't know if Tony intended to hit him, but I'll be very interested to hear what excuse he has for jumping on the accelerator like that, whether it's publicly or in a courtroom.

Man, I will never, ever, ever let road rage get the better of me again.

Jesus fucking christ, i thought he just kinda bonked him from the description. He literally got ran the fuck over and rotated around the rear tire. Not sure if on purpose, but holy shit.

Here's the video. Not sure how long they'll keep it live.

A 6 yard checkdown, a handoff, and a designed keeper that went nowhere.

so, my wife and I had a daughter Thursday morning. Our second child.

It turns out that the strained muscles in Mrs. Erg's back were actually just the first indication of shingles. Doctor says the rash that showed up today is the proof in the pudding. This hobby she did not need.

Civility isn't difficult. I haven't insulted you in anyway. We disagree on the definition of a phrase. I think it's used too liberally. You think one instance of violence justifies it's use. I don't know how we go from there to insults. This is the only time I'll address it. I understand there's nothing to stop you…

I'm sure you're on summer break from Harvard.

Give me a break. I'm trying to cut back on coffee. This is what you get now.

Hi datsthetruth,

hey jackass, I think you're late for a Men's Rights meeting.

Now if only we could get someone to transcribe Bleacher Report articles into English.

The Bleacher Report writer added a correction to his story, but now claims that the fact that he believed the mistranslation in the first place is proof that Rockets have locker room problems. I'm having trouble grasping the logic behind "Harden and Howard have poor leadership skills because I'm a terrible excuse for…

"Hey pussy, are you still there?"

Fake, real. Doesn't matter. It was excellent. Jon Jones is a very convincing dickhead. I'm rooting for the other guy.

More importantly, I kind of want to see what this Mic guy looks like.

This is fantastic. It's like Pro Wrestling but real.

This has been a weird offseason. Between Cleveland's acting as an effective front office, P George's gruesome injury, and James Harden's teammates telling him that there is no need to get defensive, I feel as if I'm in the twilight zone.