Cheers!

I think this is the first comment I've read on Kotaku that didn't make me feel old. I'm appreciative! Today's shaping up to be a great day.

I was over twice your age when I first played it, and still love it to this day. Some of the worlds Nintendo creates are utterly charming, with infinite appeal, and this is top of the list for me.

Kill him? Why would I do that? I've done far worse, I've destroyed his family, his friends, and brought the leader of his kind to his knees before I threw him off of a balcony. I won't kill you goomba, because there's no need to. I've already destroyed you.
~Mario

I imported SM64 as a 15-year-old and it was the first polygonal game I ever played. It holds a very special place in my heart and seeing these last two posts of yours has really reignited my love of this classic.

Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

"Don't do anything to provoke the defense."

I was expecting "Not the face!"

"I can see how men who like to play with hoses could be a distraction."

OH JESUS FUCK

Yeah, the U.S. is not going to win this tournament.

Yeah, the U.S. is not going to win this tournament.

Why Is There Poop on My Spaghetti? An Investigation

$7,767.50? Shit, I make that everyday with just my laptop. My little sister's best friend's cousin does too.

If only Uncle Nate would have looked at the watch, he would have seen his 15 minutes are up.

On Monday, the Cincinnati Enquirer published a story about Robert and Deanna Castellini being arrested on domestic violence charges.

"No."

"White paid off..."