Counterpoint: bacon is delicious.

why do you hate america albert?

#1. Deep fried Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix on a stick.

Getting hit by a car on a stick was just as good as it sounds

It is redundant but redundantly delicious so I fail to see the problem here.

That ain't Charles Barkley... It's just a wannabe that looks like him!

Live to 60?

Which team is Charles on again?

Being a human being would prevent her from enjoying ProFootballTalk

It's like he lost a bet that involved "modeling," "homeless Steve Zissou," and "horrible website."

This guy looks so sad and embarrassed to be alive.

Would you like to know what women really think about this attempt at a comment?

Whatever nation Sir Willups Brightslymoore was knighted in sounds dangerous and unstable, if summer's hottest trend and death sentence are the only options for a stupid photograph.

I have been blocked 4 times, 3 times for something I wrote on this site.

I've never been blocked, so I'm gonna tell the story of the time I blocked Darren Rovell on Twitter. It was maybe two years ago, and I was fake-RTing him saying dumb shit (which, yes, is obnoxious, but also funny sometimes!). I'd read about his (deeply wienery) habit of following people just long enough to send them…

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

At first I liked the idea of Charter Schools, then I realized they were just ways to bilk the government and put public money in the hands of private companies. If Charter Schools are going to take public money, they should be open to the same scrutiny and transparency as public schools.

Oh, I see what you mean. Okay, to be fair: fuck both of those guys.

He's had the same lawyer covering up for his child-molesting ass since 1996? Fuck that guy too.

Keith Olbermann: [reads Deadspin story]