I stopped seeing your comments and just assumed you had died. It's good to see that Raysism is alive and well here on deadspin.

So, you're nitpicking on the grounds of semantics, because... Why? Do you start pointless arguments on the internet just to kill time, or what? Are you bored? It was clear that by 'not a pro team' I meant that they are a minor league team. Not that they are amateurs. Yes, they play hockey for a living. They are…

Technically it's a professional league, the players are paid, but it is the NHL's farm league. It's a minor league. Just like MLB's minor leagues are technically professional, but no one calls them pro leagues.

Yes. And we do have the Lake Erie Monsters in the AHL, but they play at Quicken Loans and obviously are not a pro team.

As a resident of Cuyahoga County, I propose they stop taxing my sin and start taxing the Browns' sad.

Why are they playing during Vin Scully's story time? I'm serious. I could listen to him tell baseball stories all day long. The game is secondary. God bless him and God bless Don Zimmer. RIP.

If nothing is indistinguishable, is everything distinguishable?

I may have misread this article, but I can't help but think you're subtly addressing me personally. I live in the tent I've set up alongside the very same train tracks you mention. But I'm really not as scary as you seem to believe, young lady. You should know that not all of us train track folk are rapey murderers.…

Did anybody reporting on this story even bother to ask Brett Kern how far he can punt a football? This just reeks of lazy journalism.

Good for you, little Harvilla! Don't you ever let anyone tell you whether you're a goose or not! You just do you, and if doing you means running around in circles, you certainly don't have to be a goose to do that. Good for you, little man.

It's hard to avoid Ray Rice... He tends to run right into you and fall over.

I am commrting on this post lateis can i still hook up with her???

Your comment is hilarious and it is the reason people come to Deadspin. But your comment cannot be the #1 highlighted comment, as there was a guy complaining about his team's bad luck, and, well... he posted 3 minutes earlier than you and has garnered more replies. So, fuck your comment.

Keith Olberman mentioned this picture being fake on his show and added "..unless it was vodka."

On my first shuffle...with the #1 overall pick in the 2014 NFL Draft...the Houston Texans select... Derek Carr, Quarterback, Fresno State.

So you're saying they're 2 more regime changes away from being decent?

I see what you chid there.

I see a lot of complaints about the turtles being so large and scary in the TMNT reboot, and it usually carries the expectation that this will somehow make the movie suck. Why is that? They're a couple feet taller and so the movie must be bad?

History books will mark Tuesday, April 29th, 2014 as the day racism was finally put to an end.

I understand and appreciate that the players are making a statement of solidarity, but I'm sure they could find a way to display it that does not involve turning their shirts inside out to hide the team logos. I know, I know.. bigotry should have no place in the NBA, nor should it have any place in any part of…