Nope. You shut you trap. You wrong bro. When I was originally called out for citing an incorrect figure, I readily admitted that I had made a mistake and apologized. But even after that, many replied with hurtful comments pointing out how I am so very moron and that I am full of potty words, so I decided to begin…

Yep.

Yes, I'm sorry. Another commenter said $550, but it turns out that is incorrect. I stand by the rest of my comment.

I'm outraged that they charge a $550 entry fee. Seriously. Good for these 4 people. What did they actually steal? They lied in order to run a grueling marathon. No one was hurt here. I don't have an outrage meter, I typically just dole out fucks, and for this I give exactly zero fucks.

+1 to you, sir, and +1 more fuck you to New Kinja. DougExeter has proven that you have not destroyed Deadspin. This was great.

"I apologize for using poor judgment in my last tweet. It was insensitive. But...talk about branding...GODDAMN!! Somewhere there's a rancher lookin for this one!"

These power tripping cops don't stop to think.

I seem to be getting them all now!

Deadspin on joke a get I time first the for. Proud so.

I'm hoping Shawn or one of his kids emails this link out to the whole family. I love those hilarious "Replyallcalypse" posts.

I would wager that you are unpleasant at social gatherings.

I Shared This With My Favorite Tree Friend And He Was No Longer Blue

@Deadspin hello my name is James and I'm from a small Baptist community. I'm part of Conservatives Against Vaccination and on June 1 I'm gonna do something really big bye

I don't know if I'm the only one who has this problem, but one major point of frustration for me is the damn PS button on the ps3 six axis controllers. I almost always accidentally tap it with my left thumb when quickly moving the joystick left. And it was so sensitive.

Not only was he not set for a full second before the before the snap, he crossed the line of scrimmage before the snap. That's offsides, no TD.

maybe u shuld go to a bigger college to have fit bigger brains u dummy.

I like you because that you talk smart and that you have a name that is a letter that I know. :J

You right, bro. These racist bullies at Deadspin are always picking on attractive white women. Enough is enough.

For a piece supposed to be celebrating music in New York, this has perhaps one too many references to shootings and stabbings. Other than that, it's pretty dope, as they say in hippity hoppity parlance.

Remember that episode of "Snoop Dogg's Father Hood" where Snoop Dogg is chatting up Joe Montana? They seemed like they knew each other. Snoop Dogg is a well-known Crip... It is quite possible the link between NFL players and the Crips goes back further than anyone realizes.