Looks like we have to bring out the chart again...

We really need to update Olympic events to modern times. Suggestions include:

Zoidberg is the best doctor in galaxy (on a budget) who forgoing very lucrative job with Mom as Alien doctor as he decided to stay as a poor mostly human doctor for Planet Express (one of creature whose physiology he didn’t know much), to fulfill a promise he made to fansworth.

Robot Santa was the only one who was ever nice to Zoidberg.

Well, Robot Santa did team up with Kwanzaa Bot and the Chanukah Zombie to free Earth from the scammers in Bender’s Big Score.

Toddlers and seniors are worth way more:

I’m gonna make an app where I connect users with other gig platforms that they then infiltrate, get mistreated, then narc on and earn settlement money from the ensuing class action lawsuits. I only take a small cut of the legal awards as the platform that connected the narcs to the gigs.

Toonces!

As the old saying goes - you can’t fix stupid.

Mother of fake baby: How’d it go today?

The nanny of fake baby (Me): It was great. The baby decided he wanted us to binge watch every episode of The Critic in one sitting.

Just like how they know what the weight rating is for bridges.

And knowing is half the battle....

Gordon-Byrne said detractors of these proposals have described the bills as “too broad,”

At the very least will be prepared in the event a fleet of Roman triremes attempts to attack our coasts! 

But they are laughably low compared to almost everywhere else in the world.

I was embedded with the GM staff in the Chevrolet Performance group. A few of us were super excited seeing the EV tech.

I plan on putting the electric motor from a Barbie Hot Wheels Jeep in my father’s Dodge Caliber, so he can finally experience some real power. 

It’s both cropped and stretched, much like how you managed to combine inadequate information and inflated exasperation in one post