If you were a real car guy you would know the battery is in the trunk. 2 any car with a properly attached battery cable you are not just going to pull off. 

Team cleansing fire.

I’m thinking they might claim that the driver created what they believed to be an unsafe situation as reason for walking away.

Why would Nebraskans consent to that level of restriction to their normal purging?

I think that trump should sign an executive order stating that for 1 week, all of Nebraska will essentially have “the purge”

South Carolina was sued by a Secular Humanists society for offering the “In God We Trust” plates, now we have these awesome plates as an option too:

Although they flew in Kitty Hawk, the Wright brothers grew up and developed their plane in Dayton, Ohio. Congress declared Ohio the birthplace back in 2003.

And side license plates would quadruple the ability for cops to identify cars. And while we’re at it, add a 5th on the roof to make state surveillance complete from all angles. See how the justification just builds on itself, we can’t be too safe, somebody think of the children!

A speedo is very different than this.

Do you know this? Yes.

Are you making a slippery slope fallacy to cover up your racist/sexist comment? Big yes. 

Do you have any videos of launching?

First rule of government spending: “Why have one, when you can have two at twice the price?”

Oh Oh Oh! Even more ideas! What if we expand on the tractor-trailer concept a bit more and make a really, really big tractor which is basically just a giant engine? It’ll be the giant engine on wheels! We could just call the ‘Engine’ for short.

Man I think I have another breakthrough on top of that... imagine the trucks didn’t have rubber wheels, but steel conical ones that would run on tracks! That way they don’t even have to turn! Paths can be “programmed” in by building the tracks to go in specific directions - obfuscated behind a neural network of…

Wait til those schools and post offices get the royalty bill for trying to use his name.

That's not pedantic at all. That's a valid and necessary fact correction.

Come on slow-ass bureaucracy! Do us a solid for once!

They won’t be anywhere close to putting paint to the plane by the time he’s gone.

Pedantic fact: the current VC-25s used for as Air Force One are not 747-400s but are 747-200s upgrades to the -400’s avionics and engines. Note the size of the hump on top - much smaller than the -400. 

You know he didn’t design it otherwise it would look like something like this, inside and out.

It is impossible to feel inferior to a city that gave us both the Leafs and the Ford family.