Funny innit how :

If only there had been an electric car at a very competitive price that was designed specifically to cover every use case, including the fact that people make short trips most of the time and that it’s actually more efficient to burn fuel on really cold days.

This reminds me of something...

The one where they received third degree burns and required surgery?

You see this?  This is how you do Kinja, folks; this is what you’re supposed to do with Kinja. Take heed.

You forgot one Samantha;

Speaking as a pasty Irish woman, when I was around 2, I found a bottle of what I guess I thought was water in the house (in Ireland). So I drank it. As you do when you are a toddler. Then ran a ridiculous fever and ended up in hospital. What was in the bottle? The water they washed my great grandmother’s dead body in…

Ants, live, a whole left over sodas' worth. I was about 13. So much shrieking and vomiting ensued. 100s of ants... And it was more the sensensation of the live ants desperately trying to climb out of my through and mouth that kept my gag reflex active for hours days weeks...

Unbelievable. Our government is prosecuting people for giving water to people in the desert. Just sit with that for a moment and tell me you don’t want to set something on fire. What an unbelievably fucked system this is. Charles Dickens himself couldn’t have imagined something like this. I’m so tired.

“Correct me if I’m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re going to lock me up and throw away the key.”

Like, it’s pretty well known that the Pinkerton’s were corrupt assholes who were basically hired thugs for wealthy businessmen to intimidate workers and prevent from unionizing.

Ye’, I had two, thought meh, then tried a couple more after letting my taste buds adjust. Turns out they were well adjusted and said, ‘please don’t give me that shit again’. From there, I just left them. 

The best reply I saw on Twitter was something like ‘Why would they ban their mascot?’, which is the appropriate take.

“un-american" pizza, from a man who uses a fork.

He has always been like that, not paying people for work. God forbid it has to come from his pocket. The motto always is “other peoples money”. He has said “I always only pay 30%, just claim the job isn’t up to par and tell them take it or leave it”. Then if things get too bad, file bankruptcy. I have been aware of…

Please use her full name, Crystal Minton, so that the world knows.

I would feel sorry for them except that they are getting exactly what they asked for.  We tried to warn them but they were more interested in chanting “lock her up” to pay attention.  They must be content to reap what they have sown - or not reap if you’re one of the new welfare farmers Trump created.

Even as Germany was being crushed beween the vice of vastly superior enemy forces from either side and its cities were being reduced to rubble by round the clock aerial bombing, there were still millions of Nazis who willingly obeyed the orders of their beloved Der Fuhrer.

I’ve read that if the shutdown goes beyond monday (Jan 14), The U.S. GDP will have lost more than the $5.7B Trump asked for. He’ll still want the $5.7B on top of that loss. Screw him.

Of course. IMO it’s almost downright comical how Trumpies still believe the gassy orange goober “cares” about them, their lives or their plight. He wouldn’t stop to urinate on a Trump voter if one was on fire right in front of him. He doesn’t care who his “gimme gimme gimme” tantrum hurts, he just wants his scam…