I remember that I had a Midge doll who, every time I played with her, was very suicidal. I don't know why. My Midge just wanted to die. Barbie, meanwhile, murdered Skipper for fuckin' around with Ken, and then a jury of her tiny doll peers decided that bitch deserved the death penalty and so I made a guillotine out of…

"I was all up on him, he spun me around and that's when my lady boner died. Wainscoting on every wall of every room."

"Change in sexual desire".

She's suing UofO for "mishandling the assault," not the men who raped her. Via the news article:

In such a situation, it it far too easy to mistake the velocitator for the deceleratrix.

Well the whole point of Captchas is to make it hard for computers to guess the code.

"I know it, but I don't think I should say it"

I saw a dog like that on the back of a motorcylcle yesterday. It was decked out in leather, a beanie, and goggles. At first I thought the dog was just laying across the seat but when they passed us I realized he was tethered to the seat.

Here goes...

I used to drive a roll off dumpster truck. One day I crest a hill on a 45 mph road, with a load on the back, only to see some asshole turkey, right in the middle of my lane, a few feet ahead of me. I had no time to brake, and as usual, had a car on my ass.

I was driving through the country side at night when a deer ran across the road and slammed right into the side of my car. I had the window down its head came inside the car and I'm pretty sure I screamed like a girl. I can honestly say the deer hit me and not the other way around.

I'm not particularly pro-gun, and I think this style of video/porn/lifestyle is dumb and tacky, but I don't think they deserve suspension. All in all, this is pretty tame stuff, and quite honestly, nothing you can't find in Sport's Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

Is anybody else confused that cops got suspended over this, but don't get suspended over things like rape or murder? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My co-workers named mine the "Pumpkin" and since it's a Turbo Diesel I guess it could be " Turbo Pumpkin"

I hear the original business started out when the founder wanted to see if his wife was ticklish. So he gave her a test tickle.

It's safer for riders and better for traffic yet your tiny little bit of bitchy angst is a counterpoint?

If members of Congress can vote on bills without reading what's in them, enacting laws which affect the entire country, why the hell should whistleblowers have to read every word of what they disseminate?

Pfft, I do this at home all the time...

This BMW automatic gearbox issue:

Holy shit.