The tarts do taste kinda shitty...

Props to Elon for giving away the Lambo-esque package free of charge... 

Diesels don’t like to be turned on/off? Better tell that to CAT who is retrofitting start/stop tech on 1500HP engines used on frac pumps and the like. I suspect Cummins has similar stuff in the works

Nah, can’t get any more American than Goodyear G159s...

If I glued your feet to the wall you should have no problem staying horizontal right? I mean your legs are "rated" to support your body weight...

Nah, the police never get around to asking for dashcam footage until at least a month after the fact...

It’s pretty obvious:

54" = 4 1/2 American number plates or 2 2/3 European number plates

We’re paying $1900 /mo plus utilities for a 850 sq/ft townhouse.

Funny thing is I can remember back in the ‘90s when somebody dumped a couple hundred car batteries in an abandoned mine around here. Nowadays the methheads are swiping them for the $10 recycling fee. 

Lead-acid car batteries have the highest rate of recycling at 99%

I believe the Volt limits torque to 30% when stopped to prevent constant burnouts. 

“Is every super-ultra-mega fast charger wired up to a mansion-sized electrical service?”

Then the case opens while it’s spinning...

Then the case opens while it’s spinning...

Up here in British Columbia the cutoff date is Dec 31.  Basically any child that’s 4 on Dec 31 can start kindergarten the following September.

Ours isn’t quite an RV...

Canada had both CDMA and GSM, but we finally killed off CDMA two years ago this month. It only took a decade to phase it out...