lazy phlebotomists?

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

Please tell me some creative sleezeball has a strip club in either of those cities known as “Kansas Titties.”

to that I only have this to say:

Why did fucking your cousin seem to be the most relevant and illuminating contrast to you?

Yes. Monica is my Captain Marvel.

Monica was Captain Marvel when I started reading comics so she’ll always be Captain Marvel to me!

Yes to all. I’m with you. Bring back Optimism!

Is it possible you were looking for a place to shit and just picked this show? I’ve never been blown away by the first episode of anything and think it’s a little soon to dump on this. Pinch it off and wait a few episodes. Thanks.

I was waiting for the iO9 bash all day to rebut.....

I dunno; most of the negativity I’ve seen has been among critics, not viewers.
Case in point, the Rotten Tomatoes score is 17% for critics and 91% for viewers as I write this.

Pretty much this. It’s definitely not a parody.

I liked last night’s pilot episode. It felt like a fanfic mash-up of ST:TNG and ST:DS9. Even down to the score and sound effects. I didn’t realize how much I wanted something like that until last night.

Here’s the thing: I don’t think MacFarlane intended it to be a parody. I think he meant for it to be a loving homage to Star Trek: The Next Generation, albeit with dick jokes. Compared to something like Galaxy Quest or Other Space, it’s pretty much a straight pastiche of TNG with a lot of Family Guy-style humor…

/ftfy

In fact it’s often advised that they not get them

AT LONG LAST. BRUCE CAMPBELL CAN PLAY MYSTERIO.