Left of Darth Maul: Son of Dathormir. Despite being published by Dark Horse, it was base off scripts from The Clone Wars and was officially deemed canon...and it’s pretty good, too.

The other couple’s server brought the wife her dessert and the first thing the man did was complain because they left him out. She shrugged and walked away. When the wife went to eat her dessert, he ordered her to give it to him. And he ate it.

Ugh. Ending to that story ruined my day.

Agreed. We’ve only seen two zombies so far and I’m already rooting for them over the humans.

- “There’s a war on boys.”

- “After you engage in a little horizontal hula, make him a sandwich. That’s not called the 1950s! That’s called kindness!”

...and now this. Ms. Tantaros is working overtime on her babydoll persona.

Wish I had a beard that looked that good.

After doing my cuts and watching them, I realized that the [Star Wars prequels] were actually pretty good before my edits.

But what about the expense reports for the crew who filmed it?

(Kidding. I don’t want to get punched in the face).

And yet somehow, like every horrific/dumbass thing he says or does, this will give him a small bump in the polls.

They show how the Lone Gunmen are still alive in the X-Files: Season 10 comics (which is apparently still going to be cannon based on hints given by the writer, Joe Harris).

Lower sales and more Twix ads?

Not so cute now, is it?

(...aww who am I kidding, it’s still adorable.)

Toy Story 2 and 3 were about ten years apart.

Dinklage is an amazing actor, but he could never pull of being as painfully uncool as Billy Mitchell.

Missed opportunity for the perfect villain.

“Here’s the original video for reference.”

Good, because I, uh...totally didn’t have this on a couple Youtube playlists already...

“Abe, tell me how to end a perfect day...”

Don’t forget to turn particularly mean-spirited critics into characters for your next story...and kill them.

“Oh my god, we Susan Sarandoned ourselves.”

Saran wrapped the plot? (Sorry...I’ll see myself out...)

Still the greatest. Guy’s own shirt can’t even cover him.