Yeah, the phrasing is kind of confusing for someone not absurdly up on lore. Shout mastery is dragon's tongue-related and comes naturally to someone with "the soul of a dragon"; the greybeards and others (such as the ancient dragon cult) learned shouts for ages, however, that's presumably after the first dragonborn…

Agreed with all those points. It's a period conversion, so will keep its value better than something you'd create yourself, and it's really astoundingly clean, save the asinine wheels.

De-smog baggage it, change to fuel injecttion, tune, and install electronic ignition: probably 150-200 spare horsepower waiting to be picked up on the (relative) cheap.

This is worth repeating.

I think it's the lack of self-awareness and irony in government that forces Brit comedians to overcompensate on those points.

Completely rolled by life.

They don't mind you getting into the trunk. The current (stupid) thought, however, is that the car's owner should never *really* be under the hood for any reason other than maybe showing off a mass of plastic with a logo on it to friends. Sad but true.

With Clark somewhere in the top 10?

Succint. Not a single one of these points doesn't smack of somebody who's never really driven. It all positively reeks of unintended consequence and the abrogation of responsibility, a responsibility that driver's licenses have always codified. Which isn't to say that there aren't irresponsible drivers, but the tenet…

Word. VirusScan Enterprise is the leaky prophylactic of cyberspace.

To be fair, don't a lot of exotic cars quit working on the weekend, right when you need them? A temperamental car company, well, that's something.

I'm waiting for the Richard Pryor jokes to break out.

There's another mimed version out there, I think, with a lot of props and Michelle in a tub. It's not on youtube, though.

Options are important for resale. You'd never see one without A/C go for this much.

Bubba-Marchionne-Werks?

As a morning jam, this comes a little out of nowhere. Not that I'm complaining. Mas Big Band, por favor.

Mad Lib courtesy Sir Halffast, "Kinky Nazi" insertions by me. No mad lib entries reflect the views of this poster in whole or in part, Schatzi.

SLS OMG.

The carpal tunnel. Impacts productivity WORLDWIDE.

Needs only a little work, for a given value of car.