Did I miss the part of the story where it said let’s pick apart this girls finances to prove she didn’t buy her own Jeep?

Orange you glad I don’t drive a Tesla?

Making matters worse, everyone over there seems to be driving on the wrong side of the road.

She was pretty much poised to take over for Schlafly, wasn’t she? But then pretty much got scooped by Coulter who was more suited to the cruder swing the right wing media took in the Bush years.

It’s what happens when you view sexuality exclusively through a lens of power: it makes the idea of being penetrated inherently degrading (regardless of gender). There are definitely cases like these that are tinged with a frisson of sublimated homosexual desire, but for the most part, the sexual orientation of the…

My friend coaches a rec league team named the Crisp Passers. I have one of their jerseys, which features a man mid fundamentally sound chest pass. I think it’s genius and hilarious and I’ve never received a single compliment on the jersey which makes me weep for humanity.

Lovar Balls

“We apologize for being ignorant thugs who sought to draw attention to ourselves through immature means fitting of a sixth-grader from Alabama.”
There, fixed it for them.

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

The team deserves the majority of credit but Saban deserves kudos to make that decision to put the true freshman in starting the 2nd half. How many coaches would do that? Not many..... 

Counterpoint: Alabama’s kicker had been butt all night and had just blown the winning kick. Saban wasn’t letting that kid kick unless he was on the 5 yard line, and maybe not even then. Alabama was always going to try for something deep there.

I assume he took off his hat, looked at it and went, “Oh, yeah, right...”

Stan Kroenke is going to be pissed about this loss, because it was at Forest so he won’t get a chance to collect gate receipts.

Lebatard points this out often, but it truly is astonishing the post-career come back A-Rod is enjoying and the stark contrast to Jeter and how awful he has become.

Jeets is slowly morphing into a tanner version of The Kingpin.

Don’t know what that’s like, I drive a BMW F30. They hide the wipers behind the hood cowl. Can’t raise them unless you put them into service mode every time. And fuck that. lol

bro does bro thing in bro truck with bro and then does bro things with a back-ho and out bros all the bros, bro

LeBron: I wanted him to be around.

This is how I like to imagine this exchange really going down:

I’d be hard pressed to find a car that’s better at simply being a car. It’s like a ‘90s Corolla, but better looking and you can’t dent it.