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Raise-the-Pequod
Raise-the-Pequod

This is part of why Belichick kicks everybody’s ass every year despite constantly changing his roster and never getting attached to a player. He coaches to his player’s strengths. He doesn’t force them to do things that aren’t in their skill set because that’s stupid and doesn’t help win games.

It makes no sense to me that in a sport where the quarterback has evolved into possibly the single most important skill position that every team does not try to maximize what that QB does well and minimize what he does not. Fuck systems. Your only system should be “What’s gonna win us games?” Taylor is a perfectly

What makes this all the more ridiculous is Taylor’s history. He got progressively better every year at VT, and was considered a very coachable and team oriented player in Baltimore. It’s pretty clear he knows what he’s doing at NFL game speed, especially under pressure, which is a hard thing to find in QBs. There’s

He’s an average to above average qb at a good price. Why they’ve insisted on fucking with him for two seasons is beyond me.

McDermott is your classic red-assed footbaw coaching chud, that was a decent coordinator, but should never have had him and his camo hat put in charge of an entire team. That he and the GM want to install a statuesque white quarterback to stand in the pocket and play football like it’s 1992 again is as predictable as

I’m not sure this is the Jahill the Sixers want to die on

Fuck John Elway. He could’ve signed Kap, he could’ve traded for Tyrod — a good, reliable, safe QB whose own team was DYING to get rid of him. Instead the devastating roster he built and the careers of those players will go to waste, all because he can’t overcome his own latent racism/backwards thinking/Trump Humping.

“Hey John- Why the long face?”

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Zero percent chance the browns take Manuel 2.o

Hey I wouldn’t want to shake hands with a guy who’s always grabbing his dick either.

Sliding into your DMs like ...

I’d contend that, were I just stupid, a laugh would still be warranted.

Which Mike are you referring to? I can’t tell because you didn’t specify surname and they both have the same first name (Mike).

Been doing squats with an Iron Curtain of sorrow for most of 38 years. Parts of me are pretty jacked.

“How soon they forget”

Good God, that FBI interviewer is not a job I could manage. Imagine talking to all these girls, hearing statements like Raisman made, and knowing that these girls were abused even while the girls themselves didn’t. How you don’t go off and just kill the guy yourself is incredible.

The Obama audible never works for the Browns because there is no hope and nothing ever changes.

+140 pitches... in April

Dusty clearly refers to Baker and is code for “my ulnar collateral ligament has exploded!”