When two slightly buzzed co-eds get into a small fender bender while leaving a party, I’m pretty sure it’s really easy to determine that less than $1,000 in damage was done.

Hebrew National doesn’t need to respond on Twitter. They answer to a higher authority.

Should’ve fired Ventura after the Spain blowout. This team was atrocious.

Or literally anything else by Ice Cube. He’s one of the greatest rap artists of the greatest generation of rap artists.

Dude, you KNOW it’s Ice Cube. Don’t pretend that you don’t know because you think you look cool or underground or whatever. Jeesh. Also, listen to AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted, thanks.

Honestly, while it can be a bit irritating to have major characters locked, having unlockable characters isn’t inherently bad. The real issue is that people can pay to have them unlocked. In a multiplayer game.

I mean, don’t send threats and harassment to the people who did come up with this whole thing, either? Like, I think it’s an incredibly shitty business model, that deserves extensive criticism, but harassing devs on social media - particularly with death threats - is never justified.

ROLL THE RIGHT WAY (Walter Ray Williams fires bowling ball at Mookie’s head)

You didn’t hear? The rest of Texas got together and voted. Dallas is now part of Southern Oklahoma.

I am still irrationally attracted to her. She is crazy, but I can see it being worth it.

I stood next to Hope Solo backstage at a conference earlier this week — can confirm she’s awesome and terrifying

Huh, who knew that Sepp Blatter cared about anything other than money?

Although to be fair, he might have thought that was where she kept her wallet.

How about a helmet that’s 4 feet in diameter: the outer layer is a lexan bowl with an air-tight rubber neck seal. The outer layer is joined to the next innermost layer (layer 2) by thousands of semi-rigid plastic anchors (none in areas that would obscure player’s view).

I promote this every time a discussion of concussion comes up, so forgive the broken record. But if you’re involved in full contact sports or you have kids or family members who are, and they are not using a strict remove from play tool that takes the decisions — post head contact — out of the hands of the player and…

I’m not going to read the post before commenting, because I want to get my thoughts down fresh:

I’m convinced she’s gay and Katy perry broke her heart.

This is actually Brock telling Emmanuel “Come play quarterback for me. I can’t do this.”

this actually reminds me of a few years ago, i think it was 2011 maybe 2010 where i had broken my right wrist after i threw one down but ball is life so i had to get back out on the court so i didn’t lose my touch suffice to say it was brutal just trying to dribble just shooting pain all the way up my forearm so i…

He’s got spunk. But, you know, I hate spunk.

Something tells me that ref is gonna make it after all.