+1up

+1 Clyde

Only if you swallow the big pill first, and then only for the proscribed period.

Drummond apparently shot thousands of free throws with a coach over the summer in an effort to no longer be embarassing shooting them. Maybe his form will fall off, but props to him for putting the work in

You pull out one more inch and you’re watching that game alone.

I wonder what Alabamans would be more offended by - That you implied their state is rife with racism. Or that you claim that New Jersey could compete with their level of racism.

who raised this child? 

I don’t know, it seems he may have incited something with these comments.

“Look at the almost look of shock in the eyes of Flacco.”

Yep. Certain talking heads will complain about kids becoming liberal when they go to college. It’s not the professors that are changing people’s minds; it’s students interacting with people from other ethnic and socioeconomic backgrounds. I even had a black roommate who, at the end of the semester, thanked me for…

Not every damn grandpa is a former U.S. President.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Co-Anchor: Oh wow! Haha seems like Natalie’s having a hard time with that chip! Hahahaha. Hang in there Natalie!

Lonzo doesn’t necessarily deserve 82 games of torture

This is unsurprising to anyone who’s paid attention to the Colts for the past decade or so, since the only O-lines Jim Irsay cares about are crushed up oxycontin.

This is when you drop $5 for a quick shit and always-okay Spicy Italian, my friend.

It’s the Spurs! Murray was projected as a lottery pick last draft, and when he fell to the Spurs, everyone called it one of the great steals of the draft.

I sincerely hope the injury’s not as bad as Lin seems to think it is, and that he has a speedy recovery.

Little Caesars’s COLISEUM! Hello?!?!?!

Why would a chocolate mousse have a dick?