“Now, the wide receiver room, that could use some sprucing up. Maybe replace that beat-up Ikea chest in the corner and put in some bean bag chairs for when the kids play on the Xbox.”

That’s the response of a man who watched his HOF quarterback go down and knows that the media narrative of him being a good head coach is about to be exposed as a total fraud.

Can you just imagine the absurd cavalcade of strokes the Cheeseheads would have if they signed Kap? The angioplasty rate in Wisconsin would skyrocket. The defibrillators would be ringing like the goddamn Anvil Chorus.

Not the first time Columbus has fucked over the locals

Most real soccer players are signed to a team’s academy at 10 or 11 years old. By the time they are 17 they are practically seasoned pros. Which is why the US will always suck at soccer, our youth (and coaching) development is light years behind. I moved to Germany when I was 8 and even though I was a good athlete and…

2 playoff home games is better than 0.

Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

I assume at the SI editorial meeting Goodell wasn’t on their original choice but they added him just so Peter King would shut the fuck up.

Steph is actually holding Goodell up because we know he has no spine.

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“The only thing that’s amazing is that it has taken so long for something like this to happen,”

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Better not tell this guy about Brexit.

Compared to most people, I would say I have a very particular view of micro-transactions (MTX) in general. I work as a PM/Systems Designer for a mobile gaming company and MTX is where our revenue comes from... we offer free-to-play games and we offer ways to speed-up or get ‘unstuck’ through item in our store. We are…

I always imagine these guy’s moms thinking “I worried about missing a few prenatal vitamins, and gave up wine for nine months, ... so he could do this?!”

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

The N is for Nowledge.

Probably my two favorite baseballers.

Here’s our dearly departed Pepper (passed away about five years ago at the age of 15):

Awwww! My cat tries to live up to the stero of a black cat by acting like a dick but I love her. She just discovered ice cream this week after refusing to eat anything but one brand of cat food for her entire life. We wouldn’t normally allow this, but we shocked she was eating it. My dogs are dying that she’s aloud to…