Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

Tsk tsk, scapegoating the south lets the rest of the country pretend this doesn’t happen in their own back yards!

Rex weeps as he climbs to the roof.

never have sex with just the vagina. You have to have sex with the whole woman

This sociopathic shithead will be a 30-year GOP congressman, bet on it.

I will.

I love how LeBron dives onto the court to get his errant water bottle. Even the greatest basketball player in the world has that “Oh shit! I’m gonna get in trouble for doing something stupid” moment of panic flash through his brain.

And if anyone is unclear to what that means, it means they doing have to do formal disciplinary action and exhaust every avenue to find a way to keep your child in school. If you violate the code of conduct, you can be expelled.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

I’m defending White America- the majority of baseball fans.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Onanism: benefits of, 1-496

I bet those same kids were nowhere to be found 10 years ago. Bunch of front-runners.

WHY WOULD YOU ROB THE WORLD OF BARTOLO COLON BATTING?? You are a monster

Interesting little factoid I came across yesterday:

Not true. Instead of using the garbage can, they keep sweeping everything under the rug.

This is what happens when a historically terrible athletic program gets their first taste of success. Their fans, and especially their boosters, will stop at nothing to keep the wins coming. That is when Ethics go out the window. It’s time to give Baylor the death penalty. 

I feel the need to make the same comment on all of these stories. Because I think the greater context of this is being lost a little bit in the ridiculousness of these scandals. But I’m going to say it again anyway, because it’s really important. The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals last year.

But it’s better than other infomercials because there are no breaks or replays, the action is constant.