Did someone say ultraviolence?

I made the journalists in my town a rope chair that they could sit in and rock from a branch while filing their stories. Curt Schilling chiming in positively leads me to believe I got the intended message from that shirt wrong...

I’m going to rant, pointlessly, in the greys. Do you hate the system? Do you want to change things? Then get involved in local government. Hell, get involved with the party you most agree with, and change it. Don’t make a vague plan to vote for the perfect thing that will be just the best, once you come up with it.

What is her problem? First they complain about African-Americans attacking the police, now she’s attacking them for wishing the police “Good Luck” with special drinks…

Sorry, Scottie, wrong rapper. I’m pretty sure “Mazel Tov Cocktail” was from A Tribe Called Quest.

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

I’m not a Liverpool fan by any stretch, but Jurgen Klopp is the best thing to happen to the Prem in a long time.

Respectfully submitted: The right in this country is so unbalanced that there’s nobody who could court the GOP’s base of nutjobs and then turn around and appeal to enough of the electorate who aren’t wearing those t-shirts with words blurred out on the evening news.

“I voted for Clinton but regret it because someone who works for her used to be married to someone who texted a picture of his junk to my teenaged daughter and she maybe checked her email once on her husband’s computer. Hillary didn’t know anything about any of this until last week, and she has never mentioned my…

She doesn’t get a free pass. She’s done nothing wrong. The reason we’re still talking about the ##$%ing emails is that the Never Hillary crowd has nothing else on her. Donald Trump has two court dates after the election, one for racketeering and one for raping a 13 y.o. girl. But we’re talking about email. The Trump…

Here’s the thing- since 1992 MILLIONS of our tax dollars has been spent trying to dig up some dirt on Secretary Clinton, and NOTHING has stuck. They ain’t got shit on her after a 25+ year witch hunt. So you either have to assume that she is truly the most dastardly Machiavellian political mastermind in all of…

Of course she didn’t talk about them! She could gain *literally nothing* from that because they would *always* find something to criticize her for, no matter how inconsequential in the end, and people would latch onto them. That conversation *never* goes down a good road for her.

She redirected the conversation, which,…

One guy is a serial sexual assaulter, liar, and racist. But Hillary sent some emails incorrectly.

Chapman only throws two pitches! How many fucking meetings can you have when you literally only throw two pitches? I wanted to scream last night, and I don’t have a rooting interest in either team.

Greg Maddux would have finished pitching a complete game in that same time.

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

I managed to completely tear my patellar tendon 2.5 years ago; I lost a few degrees of range of motion, can still feel medial and lateral tugging from the scarred synovium tears that accompanied it, and have so little confidence in my ability to plant and pivot on that leg doing simple stuff like playing basketball or…

I’ve said it multiple times on Deadspin: my interest has entirely shifted from the NFL to soccer this year. No commercials, very few stoppages and unbelievable skill of the players just makes it so much more entertaining.

The two country divide actually started when Lincoln let the Confederates off the hook after the war and just let them integrate back into society sans any real punishment. There should’ve been trials, hangings, and bannings of Confederate symbols and memorials.

Damn, your friend’s sister moved to Detroit just to work at a Subway?