Dear gods, is this perfect timing. This past summer, my best friend suddenly became hostile and unfriendly; no warning, no explanation, no anything. Then I found out that she had been excluding me from activities we used to do with two other gfs, and then posting their fun on Facebook for me to see. This put the other…

I love squirrels. I was just walking home from the grocery store and saw a squirrel running picking up food and then climbing a tree to eat it. I probably watched for 10 minutes and my ice cream melted. It was worth it though, he was a cute little guy. I also saw a corgi playing with a big husky and it also made my…

I mean, it isn’t that unlikely. If you grew up in a religious, conservative home, or just prioritized your own career goals over dating, it’s completely reasonable. Personally, I left my own upbringing behind several years ago, but I haven’t had sex yet because dating feels like a waste of time when there’s Netflix…

No one wants to date a graduate student.

If only there were a Tinder for quirky *smart people*, with insight + empathy, who read and human more than they mirrorgaze + treadmill?

(Nerdlr?)

Martha’s Least Favorite Things

“That is not a good thing” by Martha.

it would be gold. “Things Martha doesn’t like”

“It’s gorgeous. I just think it’s a little rigid.”

I would watch an entire show of Martha just dissing stuff.

You’re correct about everything except the artisinal mayonnaise because obviously we make our own.

It’s ok, I’m using my fine art degree to dry my tears :(

And yet, he is not acting on a cruise ship. Have you seen bad actors? Because holy shit Leo is NOT a bad actor. I’m no superfan but let’s be real, the dude is the top 1% of talented actors ever. It’s a situation where people trash pro athletes without acknowledging it’s .0009% likely one will ever be a pro athlete.…

I thought after all the other awards, Mad Max would take it. Spotlight was a bit of a shock.

God I needed this after crying my eyes out after Gaga performed.

I’m not watching, but Sam Smith’s singing grates on my last nerve & that Bond song sucks.

Great performance and then she got fucking robbed by the boring-ass Bond theme. WTF?

Eh, it seems a pretty harmless way to satisfy an exhibitionism kink. They get their jollies, and people who don’t want to see it don’t have to click. It’s not like people walking down the street are suddenly confronted with these guys having sex.