RainforestElf27
RainforestElf27
RainforestElf27

Oh please. Find some honest work and quit doing mercenary shit for money. You'd be more honorable selling your own body.

Gotta love how all the judgment is thrown that the woman, and not at any of the 25 dudes who had sex with her, presumably quite well aware of what was going on.

I’ve been in this situation before. To open up to someone like you never did before in your entire life, only to suddenly have the door slammed in your face... metaphorically speaking. It leaves you speechless and ashamed. And then something inside of you says “See? I told you to be carefull. You knew this was going

Every time I hear Amy sing, I’m so sad that there will never be any more music from her. It would have been just wonderful to watch her evolve over the years.

Oh my god. I’m laughing so hard and I feel so bad about it. That’s disgusting and completely sounds like something my cat would do.

I have THE BEST BATHTUB in the world. It’s an antique iron, claw foot tub. When you fill it up with hot, hot water, the whole thing just radiates perfection. That bathtub is my refuge. That bathtub is my Fortress of Solitude. That bathtub makes awful days into cathartic tub cries.

Worst place I ever got sick was camping in the Sierra Mountains with my family. After a week of camping, on our last night, I was struck with a really nasty stomach bug. We had spent the afternoon drinking margaritas, so when the first wave of nausea hit, I thought it was the tequila. But no. How I wish it had been

The point of oral sex in hetero pairings, as far as I'm concerned, is to fully prep the genitals for vaginal sex. Dudes can get hard by all manner of things that don't involve my getting cricks in my neck. Blowjobs are a bonus for when I'm feeling generous.

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

As long as both parties are cool with it, I see no problem.

Not for nothing, but the book is entirely about deconstructing the manic pixie dream girl trope, and the main character basically learns that projecting his Heroic Male Needs onto an actual human woman with intellectual dimension is pretty dumb. Someone complained to John Green on Tumblr that the trailer seems to have

I agree that there's a double standard when it comes to exes taking revenge, but I think half the backlash here is the fact that this guy's "story" is revenge fantasy. It didn't happen. Its written to be just a little over the top because that gets this guy off emotionally. He might have someone he legitimately was

...You ganged up on her, idly watched while she silently cried in a restaurant, trapped her in the booth and refused to let her leave or use the restroom, and painted the word "bitch" on her car? You all sound like sociopaths. Did you not notice how all the "revenge" parts of the cheating stories here don't involve

I agree, this seems not very cool. Maybe it's just the way he tells it, but I can see why she would think she would be in danger.

She tried to excuse herself to go to the bathroom, to which Dave replied "We'll have the waitress bring a mop."

Fucking get it gurl.

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5

Ever After is still my number one Cinderella re-telling.