This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

I wear makeup every day (not schlubby at home days, obvs) and I did not previously believe myself to be unusual in that, and yet somehow this whole series has been populated by women who wear almost no makeup on the regular. I feel like I must be a unicorn. But since I had no idea that I was alone in makeup wearing,…

Might be late for her kids. Ya gotta start 'em young.

I hope Gwyneth's kids grow up to be total shitkicking rednecks just to spite her and Chris Martin.

"I am writing this while drinking rum and eating Cadbury mini eggs in bed."

My ex husband never got that I was asking him out (we were teenagers), so I finally just told him to come to the movies with me and a big group of friends. And asked him to pick me up. We get to the movie and he's like, "...where's everyone else?"

Unsympathetic laughter gif party!

This story is horrifying, but I don't see how we can find fault with the author for telling it. Well, some people can, but those people are terrible and the kind who say DV victims are stupid because "they don't just leave."

This is some brave shit.

No. Stop. My ladyboner can only get so hard.

What it says about our generation is that we've had to put up with an unconscionable level of nonsense.

PEOPLE. STOP SPECULATING ABOUT HIS SUCCESSOR. SOME OF US NEED TIME. THANKS

I don't know what this says about my generation, but in a very real way, he was our Walter Cronkite.

I was too late to the other discussions so my comment won't get seen.
Blah blah blah, I'm truly sad about Stewart leaving. I'm not going to say anything original about that.
This is what I want people to read: Comedy Central needs to pony up the fucking cash and replace him with Tina Fey! She is the only person with…

Am I a terrible parent for showing this to my horrified and intrigued 13-year-old daughter?

I have never had a chunk of flesh!! Am I doing it wrong lol