Tacko Bruiseday

The joy/misery ratio between a Bills fan living in Miami and a Miami fan living in Buffalo this winter will be unbelievably wide.

Either way, it’s going to be a wild series.

I, too, look forward to being able to easily identify the least original people in my social media feeds.

Apropos of almost nothing here, I noticed tonight that Houston Astros can be rearranged as “Out soon: sharts.”

My guess, and it’s a slightly educated one but still just a guess, is that LoDuca and Barstool will end up issuing some sort of retraction and pay West’s attorney’s fees. West is obviously an asshole, but I’m willing to credit him with making this claim because of the potentially serious reputational harm he could…

I just want to read one article without having to mute “Hey Lauren, I like your top.” If I wanted to watch Kinja video content, I’d unmute the video, or click on the original links (the Punjabi-Canadian hockey story was excellent video journalism just btw). Auto-play audio is fucking annoying, no matter what site is…

They have made many changes. None for the better.

glad it isn’t just me. These autoplay videos are obnoxious, especially when I have one embedded within the article and one on the side, and both are playing at the same time. Get it together gizmodo media/vulture capital overlords

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

Croll Tried!

When we send teams to London we don’t send the best. We send panthers, we send Bucs. And some, I assume are good players.

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

My parents gave me a map, pointed to Japan and China, and said “these are different countries”. I've never forgotten that lesson.

They were in Japan. You can’t criticize another country if you’re in a similar time zone? 

I am pretty sure that footage is from Knockout Sports bar. Like rain on your wedding day, huh.

At first glance I thought the referee had the second-worst haircut* in human history until I realized there’s a ever-so-slightly taller bald dude hiding out directly behind him.

You’re not wrong, but Jared Leto shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breath as Phoenix.

Not to be that guy, but 2004 players throwing opening pitches is going to take, like, 19 hours.