Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Or exactly three strikeouts.

Dude signed a $100 million contract but can't shell out $4 for some Coppertone.

Found Mark Davis’ burner account. 

And here I figured Burneko’s pet peeve would be using a single word where 5 or more could do. 

Hunter-Reay nearly lost his head. Halos, anybody?

A Jim that Trump would enjoy hanging out with that nobody wants to find?

*Chris Berman Voice* The New York FOOTBALL Mets.

+1 uncomfortable garlic butter innuendo

Can’t have a lemon party without ol’ Dick! 

“Man, it had some teeth not that long ago.”

If you think it’s bad now, just wait 100 years until future generations defend its heritage to permanently prevent tearing it down.

They’re like the sixth-worst thing that can happen to you when you’re on drugs.

You misspelled "dong".

Counterpoint: an indicator based on play on the field is always better than drawing lots. Sure cards can be somewhat arbitrary, but the game itself is often pretty damn arbitrary.

You just know some soccer mom and her douchebag husband would spell it: Garyth

That’s some good Mike on Mike and Mike violence right there.

Hot Take: They’re not a pro sports team

Roys rules, though.

the ceremonial first bet in Philadelphia was placed by Glen Macnow