Still at it, Barbara?

I really like this feature.

The dart seems to have worked but where did you release him?

surely this is the first time this group has said something stupid.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

Okay Rick Reilly.

That’s when you go to the floater.

This won’t last. Eventually, he’ll slip on a loose baseball and lose those overly tight tendons.

okay smart guy - why do they call it ‘horse’ power?

I know this may sound crazy... but a car and a horse are two different things.

his mother was a mudder

I hope Jeter at least gave Slater a gift basket.

Kinda hard to re2pect this a22hole anymore.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

That ball echoed a common sentiment, which is “when in Hartford, get the fuck out of Hartford as soon as fucking possible.”

First you say he’s too good for the minor leagues, then you say he should be playing for the Blue Jays. Which is it?

I feel like the Kings will take a flyer on the 4-armed phenom out of Chernobyl H.S.

Tottenham Bonespur