What is that bullshit? Dinosaurs and human silhouettes didn’t even exist at the same time, dude. 

Behold, a flock of dinosaur-sized turkeys!

That gator would love to make a hole in one................of those deer.

What happened to bear Friday? Or did that thing eat the bear?

Does this mean Patricia is now President and CEO of Barstool Sports?

I will tell you with 1,000-percent certainty that everything I’ve learned confirmed what I already knew about the man

Is the paint around the free throw line augmented reality? If so, somewhere Charlie Villanueva is pissed about what his eyebrows could have been,

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

After he recovers, he’ll have the best glans in baseball.

Tim: Perfect nut graph.

“That Monday morning news hole” is probably the most apt description of Peter King’s entire career that I’ve ever seen.

Not trying to defend the OP cause he’s a dipshit, but in the working-to-middle class, public school suburbia I grew up in lacrosse was not considered a preppy or elitist sport; it’s what the guys who played football played in the spring. Not a Thurston or Braxton in sight. Just a bunch of dudes named Sean that…

Yeah, bro. What kind of fucked up assumption is that?

“I didn’t see any Ohio State players go after him.”

On the 2nd floor there was a daycare center. 15 children were killed.

The sort of celebrity profile that opens with an anecdote set in a restaurant or hotel room is more or less always bad

I always wonder what the tax rate / base to live in Angle Grove was. Millions of people die weekly, there are giant monster fights in the middle of the city that must of created billions of dollars of property damage and when ever the zords are called natural disasters ensue. And yet, each week, the city is repaired,…

In 2016, a turbulent period when law enforcement officials were under siege across the U.S.

There’s a 23% service charge on there do u really expect him to lay down 15% on top of that?

“Two days after they were bounced out by Florida, Arkansas traveled to Nashville to play six games in one day against Tennessee State”