“...we...”?

11. Parmesan pastry pups

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

What I don’t understand is why the NHL would think their audience is right for an ad defending a bumbling grifter of a chief executive.

hopefully he’ll roll over and play dead

Will Tom Brady Sit, Stay, or Play Ball?

Demerit Park indeed.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

The original Player to be Named Later.

He wanted an even higher strikeout rate, but “Giancarlo Stanton” was already taken.

wouldn’t they be Dwaynes Johnson?

[Note: The Duke is the official name of the NFL game ball; Luck wasn’t asked if he was throwing John Wayne around.]

Kevin Ware in the Final 4 is the worst I’ve ever seen.

Mike Shannon is going to be deeply missed when hes gone.

Show, don’t tell.

Well, they were acting like clowns, so...

“Just a fucking couple of glass people mutilated and almost ran away, too.”

‘ISSUES!!’