“Some bees, when they climax, they become paralysed, their endophallus explodes, it rips off as the bee backflips, and they die! Who are these bees?!?? How bad do they want to have sex?!?!”

Get out

For shame. This is the kind of salacious trash I expect from Buzzfeed.

I hope Twitch doesn’t derail Simmons career as much as Hitch did to Fultz.

Love that Raiders gets three entries.

My initial bracket was chalky but then i went back and really looked at the analytics.

Nobody is beating Dr. Narwahls Mating.

“a boring mess of a narrative relying on sentimentality and stock characters” also known as a sports movie.

There would have been piss by every car.

“You had trouble with Holm’s fighting style, was it alien to you?”
“Was it alien? What am I some kind of martian from another planet? Is that what you’re saying?”
“No, I just-”
“Like I’m some kinda space man who just comes down with the flashing lights and the (does Tones from Close Encounters of the Third Kind) and the…

Based on the indictment, Belle is still racking up doubles.

For you, maybe. I bet if we asked the poster, she’d take the dunk.

For their encore, they always play “Take Me Out of the Friend Zone, M’lady”.

Massachusetts has been studying this and has put forth a recommendation that we move to AST. The fun part is most of the New England state legislatures have passed measures that basically say “if Mass goes, we go” so one vote on Beacon Hill could shift an entire region.

The other way around. Cast iron is bad at conducting heat. That’s why it holds heat so well. It DOESN’T conduct well, so it holds the heat. Otherwise, it would cool much faster than it does.

“they’re not that concerned with the guys coming after them” = “fuck you, i got mine.”

Goodnight, sweet Prince (Fielder).

Chest pains, lack of sleep, “troubling symptoms”. That sounds like good old fashion crippling depression to me. A likely side effect of being literally stepped over and stepped on by superstars your entire life. Prescribed treatment is getting the fuck out of Cleveland.

Larry Drew will take over as interim Lebron will continue as coach for the Cavaliers.